Is to get my period. That's it. Is it really too much to ask for that my body ever does the right thing? I am not pregnant, we know I ovulated over two weeks ago so where the fuck is my period. Help me out here before I totally have a freak attack. I already know this is going to be the period from hell but really can we just get it over with. I am so pms irritated I can't even take being around myself today.
I have shitloads of laundry to do before tomorrow morning so I can pack for Chris. Then we have to go to a party tonight down the street which should actually be fun. I am sure getting shit faced is going to help my mood.
In other news my aunt sent me my St. Gerard medal so that if I ever manage to get pregnant again, he is the saint of fertility or something like that. What about the saint of infertility, do we have one of those because I think I need that also. Peace out.
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Oh no, you haven't gotten your period yet? I hope it comes very soon and I hope it's not as bad as you're expecting...
ReplyDeleteApparently Saint Rita of Cascia is the patron saint of infertility and hopeless and desperate cases. What a depressing story:
http://tinyurl.com/6gonep