WTF spotting...

Dear hooha,
Just leave me alone for one more week. I don't know what you think you are up to at this moment but the pink spotting has got to go. I realize that you are still sore from last month's activities but I need you to relax until it's time to get my period in the next ten days or so. Maybe you ovulated and that is the reason for the pink spotting which is totally not of the norm and if that is the reason then I am fine with that.

Thanks.
your tired brain